You might know me as the guy who claimed he was a Force Recon Marine, a guy who said he was going to be a reality TV star, a guy who believes lizard aliens have infiltrated the government, or a guy who claimed to make $100k a year teaching driver's education.

No matter how you know me, it should be obvious to you that there's one thing I've always tried to make abundantly clear:  I am full to the fedora of grade-A, farm-fresh bullshit.

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